Love: Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like...

By anonymous - 14/07/2015 17:28 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML

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By James C - 18/04/2012 08:48 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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But I'm a man

By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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Freak

By micahmatt - 26/08/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML

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Differences

By Alone - 21/05/2014 11:05 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML

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TheBitchSlayer 12

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:12

I guess you can say she doesn't have good character then

Zigstyle308 18

Wednesday 15 July 2015 8:10

What was her favorite character?

Comments

cainchild 4

Wednesday 15 July 2015 16:53

So, today you dodged a bullet.

berkeleyjake 13

Wednesday 15 July 2015 17:28

it might be legitimate, who was it?

SalsaVerdeDonut 22

Wednesday 15 July 2015 17:40

She definitely has her priorities in order..

inutaru 14

Wednesday 15 July 2015 18:24

Did she take the breadsticks and leave?

Pr0fess0rWhat 17

Wednesday 15 July 2015 18:30

What TV show? It matters.

MyLifeIsAverage5 4

Wednesday 15 July 2015 19:31

1) sorry 2) Did she shove breadsticks into her purse?

weekly77 11

Wednesday 15 July 2015 20:00

Did she take the breadsticks?

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 15 July 2015 20:18

What show was it?

Uuhohspagettios 6

Wednesday 15 July 2015 20:34

Well, I mean, if it was Doctor Who...

Nickiminajislyfe 20

Wednesday 15 July 2015 21:45

My now ex girlfriend broke up with me because I don't like Justin Bieber

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