Work: Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 01:46 - United States - Blythe

Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML

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Student becomes the master

By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 09:58 - United States - Steele

Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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Thanks Mom

By melissa - 13/12/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my school sent me an email saying I would be transferred to another class this Monday. I told my mom about it. Turns out my drunk mom ran into my teacher at a bar and started berating her for being at the bar, instead of grading her “kid’s exam already.” I’m a high school senior. FML

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The Terminator

By Manny Managerson - 23/11/2020 11:01 - United States

Today, a furious woman stormed into my job, demanding to know why I fired her precious baby boy. I explained that watching porn on the clock is grounds for termination. She screamed that I was lying about him and that she’ll see me in court for slandering him. I had to call the cops to make her leave. FML

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Rat Race

By mcd - 05/10/2020 08:01 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML

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Reported!

By thatcreepyteacher - 17/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Mchenry

Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML

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Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Saturday 9 November 2013 12:11

You should get a restraining order against her. She's clearly out of her mind.

pinkchocoa 15

Saturday 9 November 2013 12:12

Fire her son

Comments

ufuqinkiddin 5

Saturday 9 November 2013 19:54

Good lord, when will a law be passed so that we can shoot down helicopter parents with surface to air missiles? This trend needs to be destroyed FAST!

holeyman 8

Saturday 9 November 2013 21:17

He wasn't fired? Go unions?

fooltemptress 36

Saturday 9 November 2013 23:12

Three guesses why her son showed up drunk in the first place ...

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 10 November 2013 1:02

Well your clear...I think she should understand that...

sanecatlady 13

Sunday 10 November 2013 4:12

Parents who believe their children can do no wrong even when they obviously do... you know I hate them.

johnbeck 3

Sunday 10 November 2013 6:35

She is clearly why the son thinks it's okay to show up at work drunk. I just wonder what other types of behavior she has condoned in his 27 years of life.

handyone01 6

Sunday 10 November 2013 18:55

Because of parents like that woman is why our society is so screwed up. Some can't see that "their little angels" are useless human beings. Sorry for you OP.

sarahbevan20 11

Monday 11 November 2013 0:12

Dont worry OP, you did absolutely nothing wrong. If she calls your boss and tries to get you fired and she says that you "bullied her son," they're going to ask for details that she cant provide, shes going to lie about, or shes gonna sound like a dumbass when she says the real reason for your "bullying." Either way, you win in this situation.

513cletus 11

Monday 11 November 2013 0:58

He should sit in as a participant during D.A.R.E. week.

Veladus 4

Tuesday 13 May 2014 22:08

They stopped doing D.A.R.E.. At least, they stopped it where I live, pretty sure they stopped it everywhere. Apparently it was making kids *more* likely to do drugs. Go figure.