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By noway - 22/03/2015 04:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

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By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By The Doc - 07/06/2016 22:41

Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By bdogge99 - 02/04/2012 05:59 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

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By not a cancerous pimple - 31/01/2015 00:11 - United States - Chester Springs

Today, I felt a painful lump on my jaw. After going on Google, I was convinced I either had an infected tooth or jaw cancer. In a panic, I rushed to the dentist and told the receptionist the problem. She pulled the dentist from an appointment, and he felt around my jaw. It was just a pimple. FML

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MELKOZAR 27

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:04

Sheesh! Don't complain!

19990231 29

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:04

Maybe she just wanted you to look at her breast.

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Grenith 21

Sunday 22 March 2015 23:27

Pretty sure this is how **** starts.

vikky538 28

Sunday 22 March 2015 23:51

did you see any bite marks...

Matttis 7

Sunday 22 March 2015 23:59

Send her to me if she's over 18. I'll give her a second opinion ;D

Delsanity 13

Monday 23 March 2015 0:05

Lol why you complain!?

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 23 March 2015 3:35

... and her phone number.

Capriciousfox 27

Monday 23 March 2015 4:37

And social security number

jdeink1 3

Monday 23 March 2015 4:52

This is how a lot of pornos start

ImAFaker 29

Monday 23 March 2015 4:56

And her password to Netflix

thatguythat 9

Monday 23 March 2015 5:20

Was she hot?

youngsofly 13

Monday 23 March 2015 6:13

Boobs... no need for the gender, still boobs.

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