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By noway - 22/03/2015 04:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

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By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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By The Doc - 07/06/2016 22:41

Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By bdogge99 - 02/04/2012 05:59 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

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By not a cancerous pimple - 31/01/2015 00:11 - United States - Chester Springs

Today, I felt a painful lump on my jaw. After going on Google, I was convinced I either had an infected tooth or jaw cancer. In a panic, I rushed to the dentist and told the receptionist the problem. She pulled the dentist from an appointment, and he felt around my jaw. It was just a pimple. FML

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MELKOZAR 27

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:04

Sheesh! Don't complain!

19990231 29

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:04

Maybe she just wanted you to look at her breast.

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otecasacid 22

Sunday 22 March 2015 20:33

Double specialization!!

bsums203 13

Sunday 22 March 2015 20:41

This is a LML, love my life. Im guessing you gave her your best advice?

purplegold 19

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:04

What a strange pick up line

cari_cat 19

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:26

And the girl's sexual preference, but I don't think OP knows that.

JKPwnage 27

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:30

...so?

adam_nvx 19

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:34

I wasn't sure how to answer this FML, mainly because it really doesn't seem like a FML type of situation. Unless the girl had some visual deformation, or odour, maybe then... but there isn't anything that hints toward that in the post. Maybe this is the FML.

tuxedoandex 28

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:35

she trying to get some action winkiface

openminded8 17

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:47

bowchicka-wowow ;-)

becine 7

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:48

and also their credit card number

Bman54 19

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:51

I fail to see the FML part of this.

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