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By ZittyMii - 03/07/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, a friend of mine had a Wii party and made everyone into Miis. My Mii had freckles. I don't have freckles. When I commented on it, she said, "Well, there isn't a zit feature." FML

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By eamiller - 23/12/2014 20:41 - United States - Franklin

Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML

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By pimplesapparently - 18/02/2016 20:17 - United States - New York

Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML

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By nickname - 14/09/2009 09:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML

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By mistickfae - 29/10/2012 18:42 - United States

Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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After sleepover

By carriageway - 31/01/2020 01:00 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML

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By sophhiee - 05/11/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML

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Well spotted

By baybuh - 30/12/2009 17:26 - United States

Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML

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Sunday 4 July 2010 1:01

woooo that sucks!! sorry op. zits are temporary though :)

iHMLmorethanyou 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:01

that is really harsh of them, why are you friends with them?!?

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im_banned 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:57

true

just_laugh_along 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:58

Response: " I guess they didn't have an asshole feature for yours, huh?"

yogurtgirlie 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:01

who has wii parties??? r u 12? anyways witch hazel works wonders :)

jakymoon 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:08

lulz that sucks for xD

CrimsonWolf1294 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:22

wth are you 12? who cares?

Fmylife62 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:39

That sucks, I'm sorry. Hopefully they will go away soon.

foshizzle33 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:44

did you play some wii zit?

immazombeastxD 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:50

ah shit, greeeeaaassssyyyyyyy... haha I meant that both ways

missanimeotaku 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:52

Poor you. D: Zits will go away though, at least. They won't last forever. Sake helps with acne, discoloration and redness. Just poor some on a cotton ball and rub it all over your face after you have washed it every night. It works well for me. ^.^ Don't drink any of it if you are underage, and also make sure your parents are okay with getting you some!