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By ZittyMii - 03/07/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, a friend of mine had a Wii party and made everyone into Miis. My Mii had freckles. I don't have freckles. When I commented on it, she said, "Well, there isn't a zit feature." FML

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Same thing different taste

By eamiller - 23/12/2014 20:41 - United States - Franklin

Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML

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You deserved it 3 793

By pimplesapparently - 18/02/2016 20:17 - United States - New York

Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML

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You deserved it 2 781

By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML

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You deserved it 2 734

Oops

By nickname - 14/09/2009 09:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML

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You deserved it 35 276

By mistickfae - 29/10/2012 18:42 - United States

Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML

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You deserved it 2 258

By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 729

You deserved it 3 425

By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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You deserved it 7 141

After sleepover

By carriageway - 31/01/2020 01:00 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML

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You deserved it 196

By sophhiee - 05/11/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML

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You deserved it 7 212

Well spotted

By baybuh - 30/12/2009 17:26 - United States

Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML

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You deserved it 26 420

MSlyr 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:01

woooo that sucks!! sorry op. zits are temporary though :)

iHMLmorethanyou 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:01

that is really harsh of them, why are you friends with them?!?

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Virus963 5

Sunday 4 July 2010 2:44

Shoulda used a randomized mii and who has wii parties?

dasch_n_it 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 2:49

hahaha that's funny but sucks

draxmurray 1

Sunday 4 July 2010 2:54

pizza face

Richisme 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 2:56

Huhuhu. pepperoni face.

nyuu1234 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 2:58

there is a zit feature but still thats so mean :(

Psiren 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 3:07

wiis suck they aren't even real consoles they're like those baby einstein consoles and don't have the cheap plastic from fisherprice they're garbage

WtfLoser 13

Sunday 4 July 2010 3:12

You comment alot. & you have a problem against lesbians? & agreed with #80. She is a bitch.

nero9112 4

Sunday 4 July 2010 3:22

So if the Wii is garbage than by logic Super Mario Galaxy (1 and 2) are garbage as well?

im_banned 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 3:24

I don't have a problem if thier hot

yummypolarbears 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 3:26

awh :( that's horrible! i love Super Mario Galaxy! it's super fun :)

sirdouchealot 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 3:36

YDI for going to a Wii party.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. At one point, he started to kiss my ear. Then, he stopped, went into the bathroom, and came out with about four Q-tips. He then said to me, "Just take care of your ears, then I'll continue." FML

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Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML

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Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML

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Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML

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Today, I got kicked out of university after missing/failing two exams on the same day, because I was told I could submit my family member's family emergency documents. Turns out, they didn't recognise it because of different last names. My parents never officially married, so couldn't prove it. FML

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Today, I tried to flirt with some firefighters. They were too focused on the fire to notice my hints. FML

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Same thing different taste

Oops

After sleepover

Well spotted

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