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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By gwengas - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2014 02:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

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Stalker vibes

By liz - 21/05/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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WhatsGoodBro 12

Tuesday 19 March 2013 10:08

Why would you brag to your boyfriend about some other guy winking at you?

Kalipczo 21

Tuesday 19 March 2013 10:15

Why would you brag about that to your bf? Trying to stir up drama? Ydi.

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Bakarra 22

Tuesday 19 March 2013 10:54

That's nicer than what I would have said. Something like "well shit, at least soooomeone here likes you." Needless to say my girlfriend and I banter constantly this way and I enjoy every minute of it :)

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Tuesday 19 March 2013 11:04

Perhaps the guy was making fun of you. Anyway, don't worry about that.

karlcolt45 19

Tuesday 19 March 2013 11:26

I was going to but I got trapped in giving my history lesson

graphicstyle7 17

Tuesday 19 March 2013 11:35

Sometimes, you need to stir up a LITTLE drama in order to keep the relationship interesting. People tend to want what other people want. I'm guessing he may of made that thing about the winking up to throw you off.

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 20 March 2013 3:42

Someone watches a bit too much television.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 19 March 2013 12:11

For whatever the reason the OP mentioned the guy winking at her, it was still pretty rude of the boyfriend to say, "Don't flatter yourself".

Deviant_fml 5

Tuesday 19 March 2013 13:04

Sure... He should have instead encouraged the behavior, right? Maybe next time he'll get to hold her purse while she takes a more active role in grabbing the attention of other guys. It really doesn't matter if it was just harmless teasing. She did it deliberately to make her BF jealous, perhaps to get him to appreciate how 'lucky' he is to have her, and now wants sympathy from the crowd when her attempt backfires on her. YDI indeed OP.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 19 March 2013 13:53

No, but he could have discouraged the behaviour in a more productive way that wouldn't include putting her down. That's all I meant by my comment.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 19 March 2013 15:23

Maybe he wasn't saying it in a mean way. Maybe he was indicating to her that the guy wasn't too discerning, so she shouldn't think of the wink as some sort of flattery.... Yes. I'm a glass half full kind of guy. Or is that a half-ass full of it kind of guy? I can't remember. Squirrel!!!!