Work: Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took...

By RckRagman - 30/04/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By missmcfarty - 01/04/2016 01:42 - Australia - Townsville

Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML

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The sweet smell of success

By NoPromotionForYou - 07/05/2020 14:00

Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML

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By Mic - 07/01/2010 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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YallNoobs 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

how do you know he didnt see you through the tiny cracks between the doors when you walked by? or maybe looked at your shoes...? you took the 4th stall; he could see it all!

poolshark 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:25

I've heard of people who can burp out words, but farting your own name is another story all together...

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sportastef 0

Friday 1 May 2009 9:17

I can't stop laughing!! Especially the comments ahahahahahahahaha!! Good ones guys.

kellster 2

Friday 1 May 2009 9:20

Sounds like he knows you rather intimately! That's cute. :)

Fnukk 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:47

That must be like the best super-power ever.

balanceMMX 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:46

if you're a guy, no biggie. if you're a girl... FYL. however, it's FYL no matter what if it was a liquidy-sounding fart.

beany212 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:45

"Today, I was sitting in the bathroom taking a crap when I hear someone in the fourth stall fart really loudly. To which I replied 'Hey how's it going' they replied. It was my co-worker FML"

cinella 0

Friday 1 May 2009 22:20

hahaha epic maybe they just recognized you from your shoes?

look_its_me 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 1:50

wow what a talented guy your coworker is

failwhatwhat 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 3:23

there is a very serious condition called being "pee-shy", this means that you are paranoid about using public restrooms, even so far as turning on all the faucets so no one can hear you pee. maybe all you need is to be a little bit more pee-shy and be more conscious about where you are doing yo business, then no awkwardness and fart-naming would have occurred. im glad that i am so helpful. sincerely, dr. phil

chocolates 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 3:27

if that happened to me, id stand crouching on the toilet so nobody can see my feet and wait 10mins until i leave. that way the people who were there when i let out the fart would have been gone by then.