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By Grossedouttt - 04/07/2009 04:18 - United States

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Today, my mother texted me while I was at work asking me to pick up a door-stopper on my way home. When I asked her why she explained that she and my dad were trying to make love but the dog kept pushing the door open. What an image. FML
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maupa 0

Oh come on! How can this be FML at all? Is it that hard to imagine that your parents, guys who love each other, are having sex? To be honest, it would be something wrong if they wouldn't do it! I, myself, am glad that my parents are having sex, and I'm aware of that - it isn't FML in any, I really mean ANY, dimension. Grow up, people!

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checkitoutt 0

i totally agree because although the mental image may not be pleasant, its good that theyre still intimate because it means their relationship is good. and think about it, most people want to get married/have kids and would you want to stop having sex with your partner just because you have children? hopefully not.

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Leptailurus 0

Another chiming in to say I agree. I don't understand why sex between parents is so taboo to their children. How do you think YOU were born, huh, OP? I'll give you a hint, it wasn't the stork.

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ellbtvsvm 0

Sex does not = love, kthx.

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maupa 0

I agree - sex =/= love, but love = sex. That's why it's called "making love" as well. "kthx."

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lesp 6

danine is right. Don't ask a question you don't want the answer to. But yeah, pretty gross mental image. FYL

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Kylias 6

Ick. At least now you know not to ask anymore, right?

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dumass30 0

Wow all I can say is wow

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xo_dynika 0

Damn whats up with dogs and sex. my dog came in my room last night and licked the INSIDE of my boyfriends ass while we were going at it.. ******* **** blocking dogs lol

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LovingCFK 8

if you're THAT grossed out, then maybe you should watch them ... cuz that's probably the closest you'll ever get to actually having sex ... dumbass ...

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car6435 0

your mom sounds like a child. texting randomly. and Im a teen myself. fyl

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Ashorama 0

If the door had been closed, how could the dog "push" it open as she said? I could see that happen if the door was ajar, but then she could have just closed it. Think people

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waterynuggets 0

I agree with #51

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