TMI

By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 21:08 - United States - San Marcos

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Today, my mom wished me a "Happy Conception Day." FML
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Welshite 39

I must introduce this fantastic holiday to my family. More presents for me.

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yeti37 16

Instead of a cake to celebrate, just have the batter before its in the oven...

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itsallbullshit 4

That sounds like something my mother would say.

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ViviMage 38

Well, YDI since your egg shouldn't have been expelled from her ovary and in the Fallopian tube when she had fun! Not your fault, but YDI!

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chosha_fml 26

That's not at all creepy. Oh wait, yes it is.

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Born2die 11

Its better than "Happy your dad plowed me and I squeezed you out of my ****** day!"

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eaoiceman 10

Mine is St. Patrick's day. Helluva day to party!

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profligatesoul 18

I don't see the FML here. If anything YDI in a good way. It's like a pre birthday

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Exodiafinder687 58

This holiday is almost as good as an Unbirthday.

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