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This is lit

By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By Seriously? - 15/05/2013 21:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

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By Poser - 20/12/2009 04:24 - Canada

Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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deeznutzismine 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 16:30

Surgeon General is right - Smoking CAN kill you! or ... at least light your head on fire.

EMG1 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 22:03

Oh well, smoking is bad!

Comments

chris274 8

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:01

Ignorance is a disease, your ill.

xleanne_aLly 23

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:34

I know! I was looking forward to that when I was old enough to go to bars -.-

chickie22 0

Friday 24 June 2011 5:54

THAT is why smoking is bad for you

kristena103 14

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:11

lies :( whhyyyy u lie to me!! 3(

omgcookeys 15

Tuesday 19 July 2011 13:43

if that isn't a sign to stop, I don't know what is.

shay__angel__ 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:31

Smoking is bad for you. I hope you stop.

jamieexo 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 15:32

That's what smoking can do for ya! Your lucky it didn't kill you bud. YDI.

thisisnotduhg 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:05

dip tobacco. problem solved

laurenm487 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 17:08

DONT SMOKE

bladomas 2

Monday 17 October 2011 9:49

stop smoking, it doesnt benefit you at all

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This is lit

Same thing different taste

Smoke 'em while you can

Close but no cigar

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