Mental health, Medication and Miscellaneous: They're after us!

Tell your mom not to worry, gnomes don't really want to kill us. They just want to ravage you all repeatedly, so nothing to worry about, you wont be killed

AgentSmith79 9

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:07

Maybe it's time to lay off the crack.

iampetard 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:10

Do not be fooled i thought they were regular gnomes too until i woke up tied up with a bunch of gnomes conspiring around me

V19Spartan 1

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:10

Yeah they do, are you a retard? Listen to that bitch. Everyone knows Wal-Mart spies on people so that is why I shop at Target.

snuffypeacee 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:11

HAHAHAHA!!!

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Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML

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Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML

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Today, I've been suffering from unbearable headache, fever, agonizing body pain for more than ten days. I took a COVID test, an antibiotic tablets course, even a dengue test. Finally after spending my entire bank balance on tests and MRI, it was diagnosed as a migraine - which went away with a single tablet. FML

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You deserved it 269

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

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Today, I realised it’s been too long since my partner and I have had sex. How do I know? This is the third night in a row he’s humped me in his sleep. FML

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Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

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