Jaywalking?

By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 16:01

Today, while walking on the sidewalk, I was hit by a daycare van. After going to the police to complain, I was given a ticket. FML
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Chazzster 28

I have the feeling you left out something important. Why would you get a ticket if you were hit by a van?

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Chazzster 28

I have the feeling you left out something important. Why would you get a ticket if you were hit by a van?

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Ambrily 27

On the sidewalk, nonetheless.

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TexasKitten79 6

Something isn't adding up. If you were walking on the sidewalk, where you were supposed to be, and were hit by a van...the van would be on the sidewalk where it SHOULDN'T be.... you wouldn't gave gotten a ticket because you weren't doing anything wrong. So if you got a ticket, you're either lying about something, or leaving something out of the story.

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