The struggle is real

By Sally - 26/12/2011 11:48 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 663
You deserved it 5 836
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tweetypie 18

Yea well I haven't had sex....EVER!!!

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RadikulRam 16

I haven't had sex for 7years, 253 days, 12hours and 46minutes. But it doesn't bother me.

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JoeLouisBomber 9

Hey at least you have had sex i havent even seen a girl naked infact im very shy around girls. So dont worry about it your time will come again.

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Ash0 6

Don't worry, your boat will be rocked sooner or later. Be patient grasshopper.

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perdix 29

Your friend has every right to be depressed. You ought to be resigned to a celibate life, suicidal or in the market for a gigolo.

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Jellieblitz 1

Well u can always buy a vibrator... LOL but seriously that sucks op

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madz5758 10

Do it with each other then. NBD

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squirrel1215 5

I hadn't even had my first kiss 'til I started dating my current boyfriend. (I was 18 when we began dating.) We've been together over 9 months now, and we both know that we are each others' soulmates. Believe me, it's better to wait for that special someone, not just rush into it so you can say you "got laid." I'm sure you'll find someone. Just be patient. :)

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penguinazul 13

Watch this one get dumped within the next year or so... (Not to be a Debbie Downer, but for the majority of people, life doesn't work that way.)

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Nine months? Follow up after you have been together a year or two, man. That's weak.

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squirrel1215 5

I must say that I resent that comment. Believe me, I'm not naive. I went through a lot of crap with men before meeting my boyfriend. I do realize that my comment sounded a bit rainbows and unicorns, though. My point was that you don't look for sex first and foremost in a relationship.

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screamo_neve 12

^ wish you had've taught me that sooner.

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carlosantana0219 2

"are you Mormon?" was meant for #197 cause who else gets married in two months lol

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Shane_707 0

She's asking for it.

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