Love, Health and Relatable: The old ball and chain

The old ball and chain

By Anonymous - 13/10/2023 18:00

Today, just after got home, my husband, instead of offering to cook dinner or massage my feet, said, "Does this look a funny colour to you?" and showed me a selfie of his asshole. And yes, it did, so of course I had to book a doctor's appointment for him because he can’t even do that by himself. FML

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By SuperSleuth - 07/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Miami

Today, right before my hubby got home and walked into the bedroom, I farted. The smell was so bad that he thought he'd stepped in shit and to looked at the bottom of his shoes for dog poop. I laughed so hard, but with a horrified look he asked, "How"? He says I've got to see a doctor. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By anne - 07/01/2016 12:00 - Germany

Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 19:00 - Finland - Tampere

Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML

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Funny guy

By kinkyapparently - 22/10/2015 14:47 - United States - San Juan Capistrano

Today, my husband broke his toe after tripping over one of our dog's toys. Instead of telling the doctors what actually happened, he said it was "sex related". I had to sit there, beet red with embarrassment, getting weird looks while he giggled to himself. FML

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This is us

By Anonymous - 29/05/2021 19:59

Today, my husband asked me to check his asshole to see if his haemorrhoid had grown any bigger. This is my life now, all romance gone, and having to check his hairy ringpiece every day, and our kids wonder why I drink before I can fall asleep. FML

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Do ya think I'm sexy?

By wifelyduties - 17/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband called me to our bedroom, saying he needed help with something. I found him sitting on the bed with his pants down, so I smiled and asked if he was angling for sex, which was fine with me. Nope. He needed me to pop a pimple under his ballsack. FML

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By randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 06:00

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital because he thought it would be funny to Superglue googly eyes to his dick. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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Chazzster 28

Friday 13 October 2023 22:57

Since it’s virtually impossible to see you own asshole, I suggest that OP needs to see if they can find out just why husband thought his asshole “looked funny”. That might be a much bigger story…

dasin 18

Friday 13 October 2023 23:52

so this fml ia setup with you wanting things? but they are the one in need of constant help?

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 October 2023 20:54

What an asshole! After setting up such a selfie, would you really want him to cook dinner for you? Or even touch your sweaty feet?

Thaylok 17

Friday 13 October 2023 22:19

Did you reach out to him before you walked in the door and let him k ow you had a hard day and needed some help/relaxation time? This is a common problem we guys have where we fail to communicate and have unrealistic expectations based on our failures. Before you go all out on his @$$, consider he may have been broadside with your expectations regardless of how valid they are.

core01 30

Saturday 14 October 2023 3:27

The bar for men is already on the ******* floor, but NOW we have to tell you how to show a moments worth of compassion toward your wife before dumping more of your self-absorbed, main-character view, only your world exists b.s. on her? why do we even marry men? pointless.