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Accidentally stub your toe. Say Grosh! Or something equally silly. Act stunned and say 'Please don't tell your mom I said Grosh! Im in so much Groshing trouble...'

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Just say that ur neighbor cut herself slicing bread or something creative like that, either that or wash his mouth out with soap...

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1 I was going to thub up your comment but it had 69 thumbs so i couldnt break the chain. Also OP its you own damn fault

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guys.. come on saying fuck is really getting on my fucking nerves so shut the fuck up!

Oh, you're fucked. Watch his mom come and he screams, "I doo-doo my pants! Fuck!" Pray that the dad curses also and she might blame it on him, like they always do.

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Try it, you'll see. Also, look around and see if you can find a relevant reference. It's much easier than Where's Waldo.

A kids brain is like a sponge, you're fucked up the ass and all ways. No more babysitting for you

Accidentally stub your toe. Say Grosh! Or something equally silly. Act stunned and say 'Please don't tell your mom I said Grosh! Im in so much Groshing trouble...'

There's only one thing left to do, tie him to a chair, keep his eyes open and put on all kid show ep's about "swearing is bad". Once mommy gets home, pretend like nothing happened. Or else you fuck fuckety fucked fucked fucked...

Time it right, and as the mum comes home pretend to be teaching him how to say "truck". My sister had to be trained to say 'Lorry' instead.

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Tv doesn't say fuck. Not allowed. And any show that would comes on late night HBO porn, which he shouldn't be watching anyways.

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22 Usually the F word is censored on cable tv. True blood though is on showtime, I believe, so I don't think the F word is censored there.

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And last I checked when they play south park and family guy on cable they censor the f word. They wouldn't censor on the DVD, but on comedy central and tbs they would.

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