By thedeadone - 15/07/2019 00:01

Today, I found the phone number of my biological mother after years of searching for her, and gave her a call. I introduced myself by name and said, "I'm your daughter." There was a pause at the other end, followed by, "The one I aborted or the one I gave away?" FML
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Boyufd 24

well that's a good thing she gave you up for adoption

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riley873 21

and that one question proves she made one (possibly two) good decisions in her life 🤷🏿‍♀️

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Sarah Lyn Guillen 12

Sounds like my Mom. We may have the same one.

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EmDizzle2007 28

so... you're the dead one??

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mazor 22

You must be the aborted one, then.

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Boyufd 24

well that's a good thing she gave you up for adoption

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riley873 21

and that one question proves she made one (possibly two) good decisions in her life 🤷🏿‍♀️

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1gullible_bugger 33

Hahaha.. Sorry to laugh, but.. Maybe there is a good train she didn't raise kids.

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Beauford Rego 4

Well don't leave us in suspense... Which one are ya????

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Taylor Caldwell 10

Look at the username..

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nemcali 34

Wow I hope your adoptive family is lovely. You dodged the bullet here.

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RichardPencil 30

You survived your abortion? I guess you didn’t get the memo. Even if you did, fetuses can’t read.

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jc1015 25

Should’ve said the 1 you aborted and that you were there to haunt her

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bass_ftp 12

It's probably safe to assume any intelligence you have is from your dad's side.

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