Work: Compassion, brah

Compassion, brah

By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 11:01

Today, I finally told my brother that I was being sexually harassed at work. I'm 22 and my brother is 41, and he literally told me that I don't even know what sexual harassment is, and then laughed in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 14:00

Today, my brother‘s will read that everything would go to our other brother, so long as he punched me for having an affair with my his wife. So now I have a black eye. I’m gay, but I've never told my family. I didn't have an affair with his wife. FML

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By jaycee - 28/01/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

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Friday 25 December 2020 16:22

What a shit brother! If he were a real brother, he'd march down to your workplace and punch out the ************ who is hassling you. Lawsuits are lame.

Ambrily 27

Friday 25 December 2020 20:21

Your brother gives me incel vibes. I'm really sorry OP, if that's the case. And even if it's not, I'm still very sorry he's just a shitty person.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 25 December 2020 16:22

What a shit brother! If he were a real brother, he'd march down to your workplace and punch out the ************ who is hassling you. Lawsuits are lame.