The drugs are working

By Anonymous - 02/08/2023 06:00

Today, my wife woke up from dental surgery still stoned off her box. She was asking for me, but when she saw me she said, “Ew, you’re ugly, I asked you to go get my husband, he’s goofy looking but you’re just plain ugly so you’re not my husband.” Not sure how to feel about that. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I think you should feel "goofy looking," it's the best-case scenario.

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Yudith 24

Is she still stoned off her box? If she is, now is the time to tell her a couple truths of your own.

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RichardPencil 30

I think you should feel "goofy looking," it's the best-case scenario.

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Yudith 24

Is she still stoned off her box? If she is, now is the time to tell her a couple truths of your own.

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Crowned Sataness 12

anesthesia can make you say some fecked up shit. she didn't mean it

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