Gross, Weird and Work: The customer is always right

The customer is always right

By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By aisbash - 01/09/2013 19:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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Don't engage with the nutjobs

By MsBeaufont - 25/08/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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By grossed out - 21/09/2016 09:21 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML

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nephilim241 19

Tuesday 29 December 2015 14:21

I sometimes wonder how these complete mentalists blend in with normal people when they're not doing the most ratchet/bizarre things :-/

IntoTheClouds 42

Tuesday 29 December 2015 14:21

I had a customer pee in the fitting room and give me back the skirt she used to clean herself up. This is a whole new level.

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oyeh 19

Tuesday 29 December 2015 19:24

That's vile. I hope the woman gets caught and banned because that was disgusting and bitchy of her to do that.

moocowmilk0 19

Tuesday 29 December 2015 19:40

do you happen to work at Wal mart?

ko051598 20

Tuesday 29 December 2015 20:22

Ew some people are disgusting.

DoomSkuller 28

Tuesday 29 December 2015 20:36

She sounds like she needs to be isolated in her home and have her shopping done for her...

LoZelda123 20

Tuesday 29 December 2015 20:42

I am so sorry OP... you all should get that room sterilized after that >~

RandomUsername88 24

Tuesday 29 December 2015 21:31

How could someone possibly say that they deserved this??

samlovesham1234 9

Tuesday 29 December 2015 22:37

I have the room set on fire after that.

bebooneo 11

Tuesday 29 December 2015 22:38

isn't that damaging property and therefore she should be liable for the clothes? hope she was caught!

Pootispencerhere 1

Tuesday 29 December 2015 23:04

WHY???!!!???

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 29 December 2015 23:10

This is the most disgusting thing I've read all day. I'm sorry you had to go through that, was she stoned or something?

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