The creepy guy next door

By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
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lisslyi 19

Guess he got kicked out by his cat.

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zingline89 18

Good call, nobody likes being the rebound relationship.

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RodzillaX 30

His cat sounds like a real jerk. He should get a dog.

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Lennes 12

I HATED it when my cat kicked me out. But after a few weeks of therapy, we got through it. :) Tell him to stay strong op.

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MikeyScene420 17

Sounds like you also are going to need a place to stay for a while...good luck to you sir.

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Havin 19

RUN. People with cats are usually the psychos. *looks over to cat and smiles evilly*

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Jemm_fml 29

If even his cat doesn't want him, I have some bad news for you, bro.

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smiliecat 13

This reminds me of the TV show 'Wilfred'.

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RensM 22

Pussy always wears the pants in any relationship

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Ginja_HaZ 15

That's what restraining orders are for. I highly recommend that and a high powdered rifle just in case.

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RainbowInput 8

Cats these days. Always so judgemental.

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