The best day of your life

By How's the salmon? - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my drunken mother shouted at me at the top of her lungs, "All men are fucking assholes, and your new husband is no different!" during our wedding reception. All he did was ask her how she liked the salmon. FML
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Top comments

gaydragon 13

so how was the salmon?

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RickySleeves 20

She's really representing women well eh?

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Comments

DarkSkyz06 6

feminazis-the scourge of this earth

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ohSNAPyall 26

Good thing she's not a ******* asshole.

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ohSNAPyall 26

I think the word you're looking for is "bitter." Perpetuating the term "feminazi" gives it credibility and is a disservice to women.

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Le_ponderer 14

Even though I just went through a painful breakup and I'm still adjusting to it; I cannot agree with your mum's statement. There are wonderful men out there & everywhere and that was really inconsiderate of her to dampen what should be a joyous occasion. It's one of the speed-bumps of life; just keep a firm grip on your happiness and move past it.

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alwaysstabbing 19

You better learn from it: salty salmon = salty feminazis

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Manic1 13

So you will be spending the holidays with his family? I hope your mom apologizes for her drunken rant.

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daemonsparta 16

a feminazi banshee to reproduce. ..... ****

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dramaelf 37

Drunken assholes are drunken assholes. Doesn't matter if they're male or female.

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