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That escalated quickly

By Belgian girl - 22/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Lewes

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Today, I became my one night stand's shrink as he went through the process of realising he might be bisexual. FML

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By me - 21/03/2013 10:25 - United Kingdom - Chichester

Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML

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By so_screwed - 25/09/2013 06:59 - United States - Salinas

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML

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Big boy

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 08:30

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Today, I’m bisexual and recently got into talking with a man after dumping my girlfriend. I had a “craving” for a man and when I went to fulfill my needs, it wasn't even two inches long. FML

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Timing

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 00:11 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 08:00 - Australia

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Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML

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And today on Maury…

By Anonymous - 24/04/2020 20:00

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Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML

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I'm coming out, I want the world to know

By Anonymous - 25/07/2023 03:00

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Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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Hello goodbye

By mydatinglifesucks - 15/06/2014 06:31 - United States

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

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Read the room

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I finally opened up to my roommates about when I came out as gay to my parents, and how I was beaten and disowned over it. One roommate saw this as the perfect time to hit on me, since he's also gay and thought I was hot, but wasn't sure if I swung that way. Glad he was so invested in me pouring my guts out. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 23 March 2017 1:05

That is either a blow to your ego or a boost depending on whether he was straight or gay 24 hours ago.

Demon_of_Light 27

Thursday 23 March 2017 4:37

You're right, it doesn't, but at the same time, it sounds as this confession came with a level of emotional intimacy that OP was not entirely comfortable with. Also, it saddled OP with the burden of helping a stranger process a lot of personal information/emotion that might have been better addressed to a friend or family member.

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fml123ih8people 1

Thursday 23 March 2017 1:01

Nah fam

vinnyc1 5

Thursday 23 March 2017 1:01

So much for that one night stand!! The only thing getting screwed is that brain lol!'

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 23 March 2017 1:05

That is either a blow to your ego or a boost depending on whether he was straight or gay 24 hours ago.

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