Dude. You're a guy.

Re gift time? I remember when a coworker thought I was. I was wearing a nice button up shirt untucked and she asked how I was as I was walking across the room. I said I was tired and she said that it'll be like that for nine months. I smiled at her and walked off not understanding what she meant. Later I reviewed the convo and felt embarrassed because I was still a teen, had never been with anyone, and not married.

Just read your user name OP and that made me sad. Hun we all come in different shapes and sizes and you have to learn to love yourself as you are. If your self esteem is so low that you feel the need to put your self down, seek medical advice and change your diet sweetheart. Life's too short to be unhappy.

Sorry to hear that, but no need to call yourself fat. You may have some fat, but fat doesn't control or describe you.

Oh wow awk

Why would anyone make that assumption? Even when it is obvious that someone is pregnant, I don't presume to ask about it until a public announcement is made. To go so far as to plan a shower without knowing is pretty inconsiderate. Even though they were inconsiderate, dont forget that they wanted to do something for you. That shows that you are important to them.

...April Fools...?

Shhhhh..... Don't tell them and take the gifts

As nice as the thought of doing that was, they should have waited for a confirmed pregnancy from you first...

at least you got presents :)))