Thanks, I hate this

By fat girl - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - North Pole

Today, my coworkers threw me a surprise baby shower. I'm not pregnant. FML
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StillUsesMyspace 22

Play along, but ask for all of the receipts so you can exchange those baby gifts for whatever you want!

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Comments

weveallbeenthere 30

you must have put on a lot of weight quickly or recently. its the thought that counts though.

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MadmanOZ 10

this is a very obvious signal you need to cut the fried food and visit a gym...

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isuckwithnames 22

Or that healthy food and gym memberships are expensive

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thatgirlfml11 6

Play along and ask for cash lol

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avapaige1234 19

This sounds like a result of an office gossip.

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mybubbles2000 13

Wow they knew something you didn't. Sorry OP.

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PainOfDemise 11

Well, you can always keep the stuff and sell it for some extra money.

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liesseling 13

You should make a picture of your poop in a few months, and introduce them to your new kid.

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alicat13 12

So can you take paid maternity leave :-)

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