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Thanks, I hate it

By nakedyogagirl - 03/09/2010 00:16 - United Kingdom

Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML

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By jenpearl - 20/06/2015 01:06 - Australia

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

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By niccy - 09/09/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML

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By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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By Username - 26/09/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

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By OfficeFatty - 30/10/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML

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By xXfloatingshitlogXx - 03/11/2012 16:04 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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Friday 3 September 2010 9:34

y would u do yoga naked in front of an open window??????

wertan10 0

Friday 3 September 2010 9:28

yes you should lol

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sanjif 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 5:30

naked yoga nice if he was smart he would have kept his mouth shut

SadinSherman 16

Thursday 4 November 2010 18:57

Why would you do yoga naked with the curtains open?

terranada 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 5:49

you mean you didn't know that before? ****

Madstar744 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 17:43

Oh no! I never imagined anyone would see me doing naked yoga with my curtains open! How dare they invade my privacy like that!

zebrapattern 6

Friday 15 April 2011 7:16

uh, both?

Brendan3693 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 15:11

nah, clothes are for sissies. use your yoga session as ur Xmas card while ur at it.

Staige40 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 22:00

you do yoga nude 0.o Were you live(jk) but yea close the curtains

eraintime 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:28

why would you do yoga naked with the curtains open? O.o

kisshu_fml 6

Monday 11 July 2011 19:02

BAKA!!!!!!!

akg98 13

Friday 22 June 2012 7:38

Nasty pants!! lol.. Ydi

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