Sports, Awkward and Neighbours: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By nakedyogagirl - 03/09/2010 00:16 - United Kingdom

Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML

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By jenpearl - 20/06/2015 01:06 - Australia

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

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By niccy - 09/09/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML

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By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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By Username - 26/09/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

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By OfficeFatty - 30/10/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML

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By xXfloatingshitlogXx - 03/11/2012 16:04 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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imnotright 0

Friday 3 September 2010 9:34

y would u do yoga naked in front of an open window??????

wertan10 0

Friday 3 September 2010 9:28

yes you should lol

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harmtouch 0

Friday 3 September 2010 17:07

get dresses, ****!!

thew_fml 14

Friday 3 September 2010 17:23

what does his weight or age have to do with it? if he was young and hot would that make it ok? bigot

NicoleBaybee 0

Friday 3 September 2010 17:43

Just saying.. maybe she didn't realize u could see in her house??

Emrysa 1

Friday 3 September 2010 17:47

Love that you're calling him obese because he called your shit on being a creeptard, and doing nude yoga in front of an open window. It could have been worse, you could have flashed some kids or had the cops called on you by some ninety year old granny. Get over yourself and try not to be surprised next time, people generally act like skanks for attention, you got what you wanted. YDI.

Norwegian_Wood 4

Friday 3 September 2010 17:49

Wow, OP. Close your blinds. That's pretty creepy that your neighbor can see you doing naked yoga. I guess at least he told you though, rather than continuing to watch...

530boy 0

Friday 3 September 2010 17:51

hahaha your neighbor is obese! how typical! :)

davidle1 0

Friday 3 September 2010 18:01

most women are basically naked doing Yoga anyway. (have you seen what people where to a yoga class) (see through tight tops with no bra underneath) I would right more but I have to get to yoga class I need to work on crane pose.