Thanks but no thanks

By nu_ravers_101 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said, "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML
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rawrkira 3

Most people don't look so hot after swimming, it's probably not your fault OP. But either way, he's a douche to say that in front of you.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Knock him over the head with your board. If you hit him hard enough, he might become delusional enough to actually go out with you!

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kaileigh10 2

WHOA!!! That's messed up, but oh so funny!

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danielandres1205 0

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TheRedRocket 0

maybe he meant it so that he would have one when when he met you? i mean like you would be his girlfriend if he met u. make sense?

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Mandy_fml 0

To be honest, I wouldn't want to go anyway if that's how rude he is to your face. Good save, OP.

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nu_ravers_101 0

actually everlasting pain, i am in marthas vineyard where you CAN surf. so don't try and be a smart ass

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keenster 0

that fml sucked....

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nu_ravers_101 0

dont hate the player, hate the game loser

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