Thanks but no thanks

By nu_ravers_101 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said, "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML
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Top comments

rawrkira 3

Most people don't look so hot after swimming, it's probably not your fault OP. But either way, he's a douche to say that in front of you.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Knock him over the head with your board. If you hit him hard enough, he might become delusional enough to actually go out with you!

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roflinyourwaffle 0

OP, no worries. plastic surgery is always an option.

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T1A2Z3 34

Because one Guy doesn't want to date her? He didn't even say it was looks based...

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roflinyourwaffle 0

13 is WIN if he's referring to the foreign guy who explains sarcasm in family guy. ...if not, fail.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I thought that at first, but his pic is a parrot. So I'm thinking he just "parrots" back the point of the FML.

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arcticcatman007 0

ya I agree with #19, but if ur hott than he's retarded..... if ur not than FYL

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killerbee54 0

you should have been like, "that's okay, I already have a boyfriend." then call him a douche

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Bball_boy15 3

#10 your an idiot he doesn't have a girl when he heard she was gona ask him out he pretended

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orangesodaftw 0

I would've said something along the lines of, "That's okay, I didn't want to be set up with a pretty boy douche like you anyhow."

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jennabliss 0

Surfing in Massachusettes? Okay, haha. Ouch, OP. That's harsh

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twinny_sc 13

Haha YDI for being fugly

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