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By Stellarum - 18/08/2014 15:13 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML

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By eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

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By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

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By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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By cuppycakeslove - 07/12/2011 11:35 - United States

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

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By ManchotDesAndes - 26/02/2015 07:35 - France - Bezons

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

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By FoodyFood - 19/03/2012 04:59 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 14:00 - United States - Cordova

Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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hacksaw246 24

Monday 18 August 2014 19:33

Well when life gives you lemons..

olpally 32

Monday 18 August 2014 19:34

Please tell her to stop.... :/ That's nasty as ****.

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XBurytheCastleX 25

Tuesday 19 August 2014 6:53

Does she play guitar? No? Then where the hell are all of these scabs coming from?

PokeZilla 9

Tuesday 19 August 2014 7:39

I'm really wondering what compelled her to come up with the idea to try that. That's truly vomit-inducing.

bnapier 18

Tuesday 19 August 2014 9:19

Well, I guess I learn something new everyday after all. Lemons and scabs... It's whats for dinner!

jadeystram 3

Tuesday 19 August 2014 13:07

There was a girl in my class at high school (We were 16) and she used to pick the scabs off her legs and eat them during class. She also used to pick her scalp as well...actually anything she could pick and eat off her body she did. It was quite repulsive and I'd had a conversation with her before when I met her and she was a relatively intelligent girl so she wasn't mentally disabled or anything I guess she just had an issue with that particular thing.

Rababco 29

Friday 5 August 2016 20:18

She might have had OCD or other anxiety disorder. Skin-picking is considered an OCD-like behavior. I have no idea why she ate them though.

wellshht 1

Tuesday 19 August 2014 14:23

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miss_amphetamine 24

Tuesday 19 August 2014 18:48

eew wtf lol

Llama_Face89 33

Tuesday 19 August 2014 18:50

It's rare that FMLs make me gag...this one did... Must have been ten times worse hearing that firsthand.

Yuuuuuuuutttt 8

Wednesday 20 August 2014 0:29

ydi for living in Mexico

otumboo 10

Wednesday 20 August 2014 2:00

when in rome

haley_alena 13

Wednesday 20 August 2014 7:13

Why was she telling you this

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