Gross and Kids: Tasty snack ideas - FML

Tasty snack ideas

By Stellarum - 18/08/2014 15:13 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

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By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

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By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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By cuppycakeslove - 07/12/2011 11:35 - United States

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

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By ManchotDesAndes - 26/02/2015 07:35 - France - Bezons

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

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By FoodyFood - 19/03/2012 04:59 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

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Skincare routine

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 14:00 - United States - Cordova

Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML

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Specially for dad

By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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hacksaw246 24

Monday 18 August 2014 19:33

Well when life gives you lemons..

olpally 32

Monday 18 August 2014 19:34

Please tell her to stop.... :/ That's nasty as ****.

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MAD01502 20

Tuesday 19 August 2014 0:50

That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard!!!!

Saub 19

Tuesday 19 August 2014 1:51

uguguggugug

swaggyswagswag 17

Tuesday 19 August 2014 2:21

Gotta love little kids....

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Tuesday 19 August 2014 3:32

How little cause that's messed up haha

derpina72 23

Tuesday 19 August 2014 3:51

I'm just trying to understand how anyone could vote this as OPs fault....

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 19 August 2014 4:37

I have known people to pick at their scabs and eat them but with a condiment that's a new one

headofmedusa 15

Tuesday 19 August 2014 4:48

I cringed. I'm still cringing.

Dumbledora 9

Tuesday 19 August 2014 5:02

I have to wonder how this all started....How on earth did she get such a strange idea into her head, you know? I'm curious, but not curious enough to actually try it.

ChrisPo1992 7

Tuesday 19 August 2014 5:24

Well I just nearly threw up..

Ben009 13

Tuesday 19 August 2014 6:14

wtf?

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