Love: Take the hint

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By TRalalla - 07/08/2010 17:10 - Canada

Today, I decided to call the number a cute guy had scribbled onto a napkin and given to me. I was greeted by, "Hello, this is Dr. Allen's office." Surprised, because I didn't remember his name being anything close to Allen, I asked who Dr. Allen was. She's a psychologist. FML

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By sofuckingembarassing. - 11/02/2013 19:19 - United States

Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By daddyrobyn - 17/04/2017 04:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I met an important figure in my line of work who also happens to know my dad, Alan. Upon meeting said person, I let my social anxiety get the best of me and I greeted him by saying, "Hi! I'm your Alan!" FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By anon - 09/09/2013 21:51

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

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By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Boulette - 23/06/2014 05:44 - France - Dammartin-en-go?le

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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heresIsaac 4

Saturday 7 August 2010 23:39

if he knew a PHSYCHOLOGISTS number off the top of his head that tells you sumthin

michaelmca65 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 23:04

:) nice

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Hwikek 2

Sunday 8 August 2010 0:20

Maybe he was trying to help her buisiness?

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 8 August 2010 0:36

YDI for using a phone. YDI for trying to meet people. YDI for needing a psychologist.

anthaz_fml 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 6:09

You deserve it for deserving it. and being a girl. (correct?)

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 8 August 2010 7:09

No, just because I'm an asshole doesn't mean I'm sexist. Now get yer ass back in the kitchen and make me a sammich, woman!

anthaz_fml 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 17:04

what kind! I hope you don't mind if I cry into it. or..uh...other girl things. (....) sorry I'm new at this whole 'girl' thing you'll have to forgive me..

lindseytaylor201 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 0:47

looks like he thought you were crazy, not cute. lol. sorry though op that sucks

Grrrr82 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 0:54

I have two older sisters my dad you to "prank answer" the phone all the time to scare of boys. Sometimes he was a pizza place a halfway house free clinic or w/e. I doubt it but maybe someone at this guys house did it too. Most likely you are a creeper tho.

sweet_blasphemy 2

Sunday 8 August 2010 1:00

sorry OP maybe he meant to give you his number but messed up on a number and you got the shrinks number.

XXXL87 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 1:26

maybe the guy planned it, like pulled a random doctors office number and said to himself " if any ugly chicks start hittin on me and shit i will give them this number" YDI OP. F the dudes life for having to deal with you