Schoolgirl, not a little girl.

Hopefully.

Common sometimes you can't help laughing at something as dumb as that. I mean who says "vajayjay" in bed. I'm sure they look back and laugh at it but I'm sure a lot of people would have laughed or have been turned off by that.

In bed? Who says vajayjay at all?!

Its been stated. A 14 year old who got fingered in a movie theater for the first time. Its sad but true.

5- its not like people can help if they laugh at something rediculus... i dont blame op

If you can't laugh with the person you're with, you shouldn't be with them. Sex can be ridiculous. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

as an aspiring actress, I feel that the use of the word "vajayjay" fits the portrayal of a school girl very well and thus condones OP's gf's use of it

"I'm gonna be an actress so clearly my opinion means something." I hope you realize how ridiculous you sound. Also, there's a fine line between acting and roleplaying in a sexual situation. There are certain realistic things you just don't say or do unless you plan on killing the mood. Imagine if she had wanted to roleplay with him as a pirate; would that make it okay for him to steal her stuff and sail away? No. No it would not.

#96 If he managed to commandeer a vessel, a crew, steal all my stuff, and sail into the sunset to make the foreplay real, he gets the "vajayjay" based off effort alone.

Let's be honest, vajayjay is something a sexually inexperienced 14-year-old girl uses to tell her friends about the first time she gets fingered at the movies. It has no place outside of awkward teenybopper conflict.

But she was roleplaying as a school girl. The word choice makes perfect sense.

exactly ☝

some people don't like the word pussy either

Works for me. It's furry, and nice to stroke.

Can you go away? We get it, you think it makes sense. You don't need to reply to everyone else's comments saying so.

Just imagine: Katniss, the vajayjay on fire.

Fire crotch?

Fire in the hole?

Fire in the hoe*

Why you gotta bring race into this? Just because you don't like urban comedy doesn't mean it's poorly written. You just ain't hep with the cats anymore! Yes. This is a joke.

Yeah, but who wants to **** a fish? Besides Troy McClure that is.

I thought guys like snappers?

clams and furburgers

When he mentioned fish, I thought that was going in a totally different direction.