Death, Cats and Love: Tactful

Tactful

By petlover - 23/11/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I had to put my 17 year-old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 208

You deserved it 3 855

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By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 039

You deserved it 14 797

Bottom line

By strangeprincess - 09/09/2019 16:00

Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 872

You deserved it 290

Insensitive

By WTF?! - 04/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML

I agree, your life sucks 484

You deserved it 254

Up and down

By Thanks, but... - 09/09/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 691

You deserved it 81

By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 744

You deserved it 3 447

By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 284

You deserved it 11 180

By deaddoggy - 02/03/2016 20:46 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I took my 17 year-old dog, who had been my best friend my entire life right from when I was born, to be euthanised. I had booked in advance. The vet ambled in all spritely and cheerfully asked, "Just here for a checkup, aye?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 073

You deserved it 1 538

Sorry Mr Whiskers

By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 030

You deserved it 38 057

How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 186

You deserved it 139

By Anonymous - 22/02/2017 20:00 - Canada - Westerose

Today, our family cat died. I had to explain this to my 2 small children, who had no experience with death. I ended up bawling like a baby while they consoled me, telling me she had, "gone to a better place". FML

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You deserved it 1 186

lrb081 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:00

I'm the first to enjoy satire humor but that was just purely insensitive. Losing pets suck and I'm sorry for your loss.

jewjewbee 6

Monday 23 November 2009 9:09

at least she lived a long, full life. i had to put my 8-year-old cat down this summer (he had cancer) and it was the hardest thing i've ever done. your dad's friend is a jerk, but at least we have the relief of knowing our cats are lazing around together in kitty heaven.

Comments

ladiesman14 0

Monday 23 November 2009 19:44

maybe hes a necropheliac they like dead *******.

SarcasticAvenger 9

Monday 23 November 2009 21:21

I would have kicked him in the nuts, then while he's rolling on the ground ask him "I hear you got kicked in the nuts!"

Millieoc11 6

Friday 11 May 2012 22:30

Oml. You absolute legend!

Efilyn 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:54

Wow. Your dad's friend has never heard of sympathy? T_T

Patastic 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:32

#34, dude, you have me cracking up.

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:59

That deserves a cockpunch.

jok3r1085 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 2:44

i moderated this one =) sucks about your cat "/

wingedspiritus 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 2:54

so, i heard u liek mudkips?

SpankyMcThrust 6

Tuesday 24 November 2009 4:25

I stabbed someone in the arm with a pen for saying something like that...

KarmaLanding 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 5:10

...So, does he still have testicles, and if so, why?

Icutu7 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 7:50

should have ended with this, You:Oh ya and I heard you recently got a black eye Friend:What?I didn't get a black eye You:Yes you did right here*punches him dead strait in the eye*