Stinky

By Anonymouss - 25/06/2015 03:54 - United States

Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML
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stieglar 17

I would think you would notice that she stunk horribly before you dated her...

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abNormal62 23

Father: Cathy I brought you a present. A boyfriend! He works for me. Say hello to Gene! Daughter: Hi Gene! You are gorgeous! Father: Yes Cathy, your right.... hygiene. Hygiene!

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gracehi 31

Well, some of them don't shower enough, so that's one thing right there.

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kingnothing123x 11

Please tell me you waited awhile to have sex with her if you did just to make sure the creatures are gone

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Jefffz 13

Looks like you dodged a bullet, a stinky one

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brownstain 12

I remeber the first time I englished.

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ModernaParker 5

Dude...what? Why did you stay with a bitch that has bad hygiene?

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BusyDelaying 9

The girl might have mental health problems, that can make it really hard to have energy to do everyday things. Either way it's a messed up situation and you are probably better away from them.

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54754N4 14

lol considering you're the one that said that she might have mental health problems; you think that segregating ppl like that is the best/most appropriate approach?

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