Stalker vibes

By porkieworkie - 21/04/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
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piderman13 0

I'm kinda just imagining this guy with a freaky-ass expression as he is eating his subway foot-long and just staring at this girl as if it's the first girl he has ever seen (;

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Ell363 0

Should've pulled out your phone again and called her and described to her what she was wearing.

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cutiepieh616 0

Hahahahaha. OH NO! we have an official creeper on our hands, you should have just sat in your car smiling at her. then she'd really call the police

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that_guy01 0

haha. should have put that limo tint.

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amatthew_03 0

Aw, I'm sure she didn't automatically think you were a creeper! If she did, then she's paranoid.

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airandfingers 0

hahaha i had a similar experience last night.. I got up to go at the same time as the pretty 17-year-old intern who works next to me, then I proceeded to walk the same way as her, following her through a building, and I dropped something off in that building and went out the same exit as her. However, she wouldn't have known I dropped something off, so when I followed her out and then went around the building, it looked like I had no reason to follow her and was just being really creepy.

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lnm701 0

This doesn't really seem like that big of a deal to me...laugh it off as a coincidence. Unless it wasn't really an accident, in which case, you are a grade A creeper.

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killface_fml 0

At least you weren't in HER car. And I'm so glad that nobody has commented a stupid reverse FML yet. There is hope.

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mdizz08 0

this is an FML because...?

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Siren_00 0

Haha! As innocent and unintentional as it is, it would look creepy. If she didn't see you before it was too late, I hope you ducked down.

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PsychoX 0

@29: you asked for it... Today, I was walking to my car after I got off the phone with this guy I really like. He was parked behind it. Staring at me. With binoculars. His mother was in the car next to him, wildly gesticulating trying to get him to realize that he was very VERY visible. Now I'm scared his mother is going to kidnap me and feed me to him in the middle of the night. And to think I liked him... FML. @OP: learn to laugh at awkward situations. It can do wonders for your social life in general. ^_^

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