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By Anonymous - / Monday 3 September 2012 17:16 / United States
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23- No one can really say for sure. All we know is that a "Snooki's" closet living relative is and Oompa Loompa. They are thought to be extremely dim-witted creatures. (Snookis, that is. Not Oompa Loomas.)

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Jersey Shore is cancelled? Now we can go to the real Jersey shore. Well, I live in south Jersey and the shore is full of slutty girls and people who drink way too much.

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Spray tans are actually just watered down beet juice. They're perfectly safe, but you turn a reddish orange and become all streaky:(

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22- If I didn't want to get skin cancer, I wouldn't go in the sun as much and when I do, put on sunscreen. Which is exactly what I do. No spray tan for me! I'm staying pale and proud!

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Jaundice is actually caused by an overproduction of bilirubin. Which in turn causes the skin, and sometimes the whites of the eyes to turn yellow.

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I live in Florida and I have never been able to lay out with out burning pretty quickly. I have pretty tan skin and I still would burn easily most days.

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5 some people go to the salon and spray tan, it actually looks nice. It depends on your skin and you have to make sure that you don't over do it.

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Laying outside with the intent to tan is not healthy. It is important to get sun, but staying out too long without sunscreen can lead to cancer. Then again, lots of things lead to cancer.

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93- Not all people look bad with a tan. I personally think I look horrible with a tan. With some people who are just out in the sun a lot doing activities or work, its impossible not to become at least somewhat tan, even with sunblock on!

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125, never seen a person who looked better tanned than pale. And to avoid any tanning (I am out side a lot) I always carry an umbrella.

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133: All I can picture right now is a alabaster-skinned goth walking around on a sunny day with an umbrella. It's a fantastic image xD Edit: Judging from your profile I was right. You beautiful human being.

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My theory is it all has to do with your natural skin color. I think the paler you are the more ridiculous the spray tan would look. I personally have never spray tanned but I have used tanning lotion and and since I am mixed race I am already a bit tan do the lotion in contrast with my natural color didn't come out orange, but a bit more tan.

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Hey I am all for chemicals to make people people feel better about themselves it just let's us know exactly how they are on the inside: Fake.

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31- I think a fake fake tan would be a real tan, somewhat similar to the opposite of the opposite of something.

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Really, 40? (And anyone who agrees with that crap), because someone uses a fake tan to help them feel more confident, they're fake on the inside? You seem like a lovely person, don't you. Just because someone alters their physical appearance it doesn't make them a bad person for fuck sake. You're ridiculous.

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101 I meant no offense and was referencing Daniel Tosh. If you looked at my profile pic you'd see the girl has a fake tan. She's one of my best friends and besides I don't judge people i'm not my mother.

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"hey, did you just come the doctor? 'cause your skin is disgusting!" Now that is just clever.

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That's what I was thinking. He was probably just "negging" her if he was a PUA. He just did it wrong.

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