Miscellaneous: Sounds perfect

Sounds perfect

By kryan012 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah

Today, I heard a commercial for a great apartment complex. It includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, and transportation services if you cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad my perfect place is a senior center. FML

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By Shenita House - 31/10/2023 05:48

Today, after I was gentrified out of my rent-controlled San Francisco apartment on June 1st by speculators, which I could only afford because of the rent control, I haven’t been able to find a new place yet. I've been living in hotels off a small settlement, but money ran out last week so now I’m on the streets. FML

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I'm not paid enough for this

By Doublescrewed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex during the day and at a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML

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Leave me alone!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML

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Welcome to the neighborhood

By Username - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML

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You deserved it 3 229

There's no justice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

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You deserved it 2 615

Back to square one

By nurseITHINKNOT - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML

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You deserved it 3 947

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By tee - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML

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You deserved it 2 012

There was an attempt…

By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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You deserved it 2 920

Which side are you on?

By thefuckman - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML

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You deserved it 1 689

By "ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00

Today, while I was inside a store, I heard a crash. Of course I ignored it because my car was parked. I paid for my items and walked out to see this. Nobody else was around. FML

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You deserved it 291

obnum 19

Wednesday 20 February 2013 18:58

I thought it sounded strange that they were offering all that in an apartment...

hunny797 5

Wednesday 20 February 2013 18:59

You will be eligible for that place sometime later in your life

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TheChelseaSays 34

Wednesday 20 February 2013 19:17

Well at least you now have a reason to look forward to growing old!

old09 11

Wednesday 20 February 2013 19:18

Just think: "one day....one day" But probably not anytime soon.

Surge5560 20

Wednesday 20 February 2013 19:21

How is this an FML? You won nothing and loss nothing. Besides I never even heard of an apartment that offers free transportation.

HowieDoIt 21

Wednesday 20 February 2013 19:22

Join! You'd be the life of the party

kingsian 15

Wednesday 20 February 2013 19:24

How the hell did this thing get passed?

ManInTheMachine 19

Wednesday 20 February 2013 19:27

Because the mods decided it was good enough? What the **** is it to you?

panicsdisaster 17

Wednesday 20 February 2013 19:35

Del-boca vista?

LiveLoveBeatles 19

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:31

I was thinking it was Valencia Lakes.. It looks better than half the apartments over here.

dontpanic_fml 32

Wednesday 20 February 2013 19:50

I have a helpful hint for the future...no apartment complex includes those things, ever

fresh247 10

Wednesday 20 February 2013 19:57

its not like you can't ever move their just in time ur dreams will come true

hanymandy 6

Wednesday 20 February 2013 19:59

Obv, what kind of apartment complex offers you food?

gotmilkido 10

Wednesday 20 February 2013 20:08

Unless ur disabled or a senior , YOU should be responsible for all that anyway.. It's called being an adult !! YDI !

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Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

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Today, after always thinking I wasn't ugly, just fat, I've lost 30kg and it now turns out I was wrong. FML

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Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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Today, I spilled grape juice on my new white shirt. I bleached it and scrubbed it until there was nothing left to see. I threw it on, ready to dart out of the door, when my dad walks in after fixing the lawnmower and puts his greasy hand right on my shoulder. FML

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Today, despite not eating for a week, my digestive system is still overflowing with gas and I fart every 2 minutes. No medicines help, and the six doctors I’ve been to have not been able to find anything wrong with me. FML

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Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

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Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML

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