Love: Socks 4 Life

Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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By CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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By MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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By BiteMe14 - 07/01/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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By gassy - 12/02/2013 14:18 - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML

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You deserved it 35 658

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By BFF4L - 12/02/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML

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You deserved it 331

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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You deserved it 364

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By Tattooed and Sexy - 18/06/2023 22:00

Today, I volunteered at a 50 km trail race for charity and was at the service of a walker. It was fun until after the walk was completed, when he made me take off his boots and socks, and massage his big, super stinky, sweaty bare feet. His putrid feet were inches from my face the entire time. FML

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By ScottyB - 22/12/2014 08:05 - United States - Peabody

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML

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cBlackout 13

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:17

I know, I hate when people don't put deodorant on their feet. Read the FML before you comment please.

b00mc1ap 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 16:15

#3 deodorant on ur feet?

Comments

Weil 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:55

Gross. Who the **** forgets socks? YDI all the way.

LolCows 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:01

omg your life is tote ruindeded

sovereign_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:17

ydi, Always remember your socks, stinky!

3timesthefun 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:36

your boyfriend is an asshole. and 7 hours on your feet isnt all that bad I have 9 hours on my feet standing at a conveyer belt.

nazooer 11

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:34

Heh keep on your shoes and your pants cuz obviously as 12 said he wont be able to handle a baby :D

Sucks2beYouxD 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:47

Read my name |3

j1026 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:49

HAHAHAHA! Sounds like something my boyfriend would say to me/do. As wierd as it may sound, put deodorant on your feet they will smell better

j1026 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:52

#5 #8 #24 #31 I wear deodorant on my feet cuz sometimes they sweat ... well not all the time. I don't know if that's what #3 really meant but I do it. Shoot they're just like your armpits & deodorant stops moisture. Shoot if it helps it helps.

piderman13 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:13

i woulda taken em off and shoved em out the window and told him to deal. i did that with my gf all the time hahaha however she was cool and didn't complain so maybe you just have a dick bf

fml1358 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:34

that sucks that you forgot about your socks and that was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO rude of your boyfriend to do that. did you break up with him? that's definitely what i would've done. i will NEVER take any crap from a guy like that