Love, Embarrassing and Drunk: So, this is my mom…

So, this is my mom…

By Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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You deserved it 151

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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You deserved it 34 774

By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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You deserved it 2 773

Judge Judy

By LuvShawn - 27/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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You deserved it 67 529

By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 12 784

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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You deserved it 3 769

By thanksmom - 02/02/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML

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You deserved it 2 866

By mywillyisdisappointed - 05/12/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

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281go 4

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:56

I'm pretty sure your mom planned that before time.......

happyhak 5

Saturday 3 July 2010 23:15

Through all this chaos and havoc, I have only 1 question: Your mother gets drunk and the first thing she does is take out the garbage?

Comments

JamiexXxMarie 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 2:25

ewww my mom would totally do that if she knew a boy was coming over. She thinks she is a MILF but she's not...I know how you feel OP. :(

confucious 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 2:42

it's mum. you ******* people in Europe and Canada! not mom.

BallinJ 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 3:16

nothn better than a almost naked woman doing what they are supposed to do which is house chores.

crunchyhornets 3

Sunday 4 July 2010 3:33

that would be really embarrassing haha

ImDaBoss 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 4:19

I agree with 45. The best way out of it has got to be to laugh it off. Nonetheless, FYL OP.

aaronjc 1

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:34

SWEET!

goliatron 9

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:37

Lucky guy...

dragginminis 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:45

think of it as this.....it could of been alot worse. she could of been trying to hit on him in front of you.

letsbombbritain 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:37

it's your fault for being british

immazombeastxD 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:52

smack that, all on the floo, smack that gimme some mooor

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