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damn. They edited the original FML. Now my jokes and rants up above won't make a lick of sense (as if they did, anyway).
It's obvious to me that the ex-gf is now the roommates gf. Duhhhhh.
Whether it was you or someone else, clearly there is some BS going on. Kick her the *uck out, and grow some balls. You could have also texted her back asking her if she was serious...there is some real clarification needed here.
So the original did not say girlfriend but she and did not say the rest of the movie but just rest. It's probably fail from the start. But at least she was considerate enough to act like nothing changed to not cause a scene. Because otherwise you know you'd break down and bawl like a sissy.
You can't text message breakup!
The purple one unleashes unforeseen mayhem and misery :)
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why didn't you kick her out?
Sounds like a redneck joke to me... "You might be a redneck if you have to buy a gift for your roommate, your sister, and your current girlfriend and you only have to buy one gift."