Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
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ydi_4_suking 20

At least he didn't throw up inside of you

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osirisx3 0

I'm sure he didn't throw up in disgust.

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jckbco 0

I did that after my first time... the nerves from the entire evening finally caught up with me. Not your fault at all -- I'm sure he's crazy about you!

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XxphantomxX 0

This is a real thing. It's called post orgasmic illness syndrome (POIS). It occurs when a man has an allergic reaction (typically violent) to his own semen. Go ahead--google it.

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purple_sarah88 0

That blows, but maybe he was drunk or something else was wrong, how will you ever know unless you talk to him instead of just posting on here.

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USAF_girl 3

Maybe you smell like old fish??? hmmm???

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metalwolf 17

They say not to eat before wild rides for a reason. He deserves it.

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davek 36

Sounds like you've got yourself a botty-bandit.

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IneffableLullaby 13

Did you shower sometime shortly before the intercourse? If not, I'm going to say you deserve it, OP.

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