Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Sick sex, dude

Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Same thing different taste

Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By fionna_fiamma - 12/12/2015 13:33 - Slovenia - Maribor

Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML

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Anticlimax

By Anonymous - 11/05/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a sex store for the first time, and bought $100 worth of stuff. Not only did we not have sex, but I was up all night throwing up. FML

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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ydi_4_suking 20

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:58

At least he didn't throw up inside of you

osirisx3 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:56

I'm sure he didn't throw up in disgust.

Comments

bloodonthestars 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 5:23

you taste that bad?

HeyyitsChelsea 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 11:20

Actually, he probably over worked himself or got too hot. My boyfriend threw up because he was nervous. So. It could be a number of things.

Justcalmealice7 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 2:10

Perhaps he came too hard. Sometimes when a guy rushes his ****** it upsets his stomach

QueenTwee 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 5:42

I heard that mean you are pregnant!

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 20 February 2011 2:59

Wat did u do 2 him? lol jk

Ugi 26

Monday 9 May 2011 11:41

Better just after than during! If you have a water-bed you might want to give him sea-sickness tablets first next time...

ZUNiBiO 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:16

That sounds like me! lol . it only happened to me once

NYR1926 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:33

someone was drunk

afulks78 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:19

That bad huh ?

burro_fml 6

Friday 11 November 2011 4:18

Stop complaining! He didn't give you a Cosby Sweater.

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