Embarrassing, Students and Intimacy: Show us what you can do

Show us what you can do

By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By notagoodtime - 06/02/2016 20:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By superfkd - 15/03/2009 02:27 - Canada

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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Not now!

By Victim - 27/06/2009 13:47 - United States

Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

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allyperls89 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:16

Why are there girls wearing bikinis in gym class?

_rhett 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:13

maneuver and tuck, why do you think there's a waistband on your swimsuit?

Comments

pinkfrenchrose 5

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:31

People saying he deserves it are asses. I'm a 13-year-old girl and I understand the situation. OP~ You have my sympathy. Hope it worked out okay. D;

tinkerbell67 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:53

how do you get an erection from girls in a bikini? jeez.

xxxxxx_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 4:05

haaaaaa fail...

PonTiFeX 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 4:08

For one. Learn some control. Two I'm a guy too and it's hard not to be pervy but if it's the only way to control it then you gotta stop looking.

nomadxx7 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 4:15

Yeah it seems like it's split pretty much with: Girls: ew gross perv Guys: natural I'm a dude and yes it's natural. Like most stated you need some action man but I"ve been there with some hot chicks in bikinis. As for the chicks thinking this is perverted, I hope you get a man who CAN'T get an erection at all. Maybe make you rethink your idiotic statements. Unless you have a boyfriend or a penis I guess you women won't understand. If you do have a BF, just whip back the covers one morning and realize boners happen all the time. Here is a little food for thought: Average # of erections per day for a man: 11, you do the math.

snoopy2010 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 4:37

Wow, I can't believe the comments on here. I actually had to take the time to create an account just so I could say this - erections are completely natural, and anyone who thinks erection = perv sadly has no experience at all, and probably will never get any. Erections can happen for absolutely no reason at all, for nothing sexual related. Girls have it easy, when they look they're just 'checking a guy out.' As soon as a guy looks he becomes a perv. Saying an erection makes a guy dirty is like that old-world thinking that periods and menstruation makes a girl dirty. Seriously, grow up people. I feel for you OP. Don't stress about it too much. It would happen to any normal high school guy.

free_Aus 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 5:04

So did the added keel improve your swimming or aerodynamics on the dive?

PollySighDevil 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 6:25

Don't act like your not impressed!! XD

azreal_13 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 14:01

haha I would of been 

Dusa_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 7:07

Perv! You deserved it.

Amkii 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 7:15

Eww. Plus what school allows girls in the gym class to wear bikinis?! At my school, we had to wear a one-piece. If we didn't own one, the school supplied us with used ones. Gross. Chicks should learn to be ***** on land only (and even that's too much slutage for me).