Embarrassing, Students and Intimacy: Show us what you can do

Show us what you can do

By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By notagoodtime - 06/02/2016 20:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By superfkd - 15/03/2009 02:27 - Canada

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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Not now!

By Victim - 27/06/2009 13:47 - United States

Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

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allyperls89 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:16

Why are there girls wearing bikinis in gym class?

_rhett 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:13

maneuver and tuck, why do you think there's a waistband on your swimsuit?

Comments

Karnezar 2

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:05

Get out of the water and sit on the deck of the pool. You'll get cold and your boner will go away, as long as you don't keep staring at the girl(s).

strawberry_78 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:09

sorry dude. I think it's weird your school lets girls wear bikinis during gym. people saying OP is a perv need to grow the f up.

deerparkgreentea 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:14

be proud of yo dick and wink at the girls that got you off next time

dontforceit292 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:15

lets a little disappointing that u pop a bone when u see a girl in a bikini..how much action u gettin bud?

Seegtease 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:22

For those of you who think the OP is a perv, read up on male anatomy. I'm sure you get wet all the time, the only difference is that it's not as noticeable as a boner. So quit being hypocrites.

camisado 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:22

hah, hard dive.

TryToBeKind 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:25

Um . . . imagine your granny naked when accidental boners happen? And . . . maybe OP's gym class is held at the Y or something when others are swimming.

ReggaeReggaeSka 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:44

Man! I can't get hard just by looking at girls in bakinis! but that's a bummer. I hate getting a hard on in the pool

dumbkid 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:51

Yeahh, we were never allowed to wear bikinis in my school...

7_______7_______ 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:53

#13 Did you just suggest tucking an erect penis not just between your legs but actually under your pelvis and into your ass? Do you have any idea how painful that would be?? Do you even have a penis?!? sorry, but I'm still having chills from sympathetic pecker pain* *if you've never experienced this: http://tinyurl.com/zaj4s ... better when the page still had pix :(