Cars, ACAB and Transportation: Shot

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 20:13 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

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You deserved it 29 690

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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You deserved it 2 575

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was driving home. It was late and I wanted to get home so I started speeding. I didn't wanna get a ticket so I slowed down everytime I saw a car that could be a cop, judging by headlights. There was a car with a busted headlight so I sped up. Couldn't be a cop car. It could. $216 proof. FML

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You deserved it 56 862

By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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You deserved it 68 094

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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You deserved it 95 473

By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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You deserved it 11 919

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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You deserved it 25 507

By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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You deserved it 52 099

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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You deserved it 4 234

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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You deserved it 39 778

leogachi 15

Saturday 21 November 2015 8:27

I'm going to assume that you were already speeding and that's why you needed to slow down. Therefore you deserve the ticket and shouldn't be calling an officer names for doing his job.

wontmakeitalone 10

Saturday 21 November 2015 8:37

Why is it necessary to call the officer names when you were the one in the wrong and he or she was just doing their job?

Comments

omzz15 23

Sunday 22 November 2015 3:50

FYI their radar can track you out a couple hundred feet so they see you before you see them and it tracks front and back and side. Learned that from my towns police chief during a ride along for school

oiler 21

Sunday 22 November 2015 4:01

I bet OP posted this while driving also

ewwvtec 9

Sunday 22 November 2015 4:31

Did you mention to him that you called him a ****-knob? YDI for that alone. Hope the $480 ticket gets tp you just in time for Christmas ❤.

Sandman2015 12

Sunday 22 November 2015 9:11

Who's the **** knob now princess?

kovalsky_fml 10

Sunday 22 November 2015 10:37

Sounds like you're the ****-knob.. ****-knob! Ydi for sure. There wasn't any need to be an asshole in the first place.

amkaye1017 3

Sunday 22 November 2015 14:54

Wouldn't have mattered anyway. By the time you see them they've already got you.

isabella1309 5

Sunday 22 November 2015 17:29

This is written like you're a two year old op...

NYGiants1925 22

Sunday 22 November 2015 19:07

I'm not going to give you shit for speeding, we all do that. But you pump you brakes when that happens, not slam on them. That's just asking to get rear ended. Between that & using the wrong pedal I think you should get your license revoked instead of a speeding ticket. It just screams terrible driver.