Health, Poopoo peepee, Awkward and Toilet: Shit song

Shit song

By Lord_Nick - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Québec

Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML

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VikingLynne 18

Thursday 4 February 2016 11:43

if this is one of the most traumatic experiences you've had, count your blessings.

BoredomIsReal 13

Thursday 4 February 2016 11:48

If it was narrated by Morgan freeman then it's fine. If not, that's creep

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WorldClassFvckUp 13

Friday 5 February 2016 8:16

I honestly am really curious to know what the lyrics were. I know I'd probably burst out laughing in the same situation.

shannon2348 14

Friday 10 January 2020 0:15

I'm pretty sure you will be ok. ydi

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