Engagement, Poopoo peepee, Proposal and Love: She said yes! - FML

She said yes!

By it's shitty, yeah, stfu - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Trollhättan

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, and I excitedly called my mother to tell her about our engagement. She half-heartedly said, "Aww, that's nice", before changing the topic to what she'd found in her turd earlier. FML

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killmoose 5

Friday 8 March 2013 2:37

... What did she find?

carleybeak 21

Friday 8 March 2013 2:35

Well sure sounds like your mother is excited for you.

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nvo 6

Sunday 10 March 2013 7:35

Well - the important thing is that your girlfriend said YES. Imagine it was the other way around...

snr21 4

Saturday 16 March 2013 15:45

Oooooh ouchhh..

Wildghost123 13

Thursday 6 February 2014 19:25

*facepalm*

fantasyworld 37

Monday 17 August 2015 2:48

Ew. Congratulations on your engagement!

HanPag 15

Sunday 25 December 2016 12:47

Hey - OPs WIFE here :D we've been very happily married for two and a half years now. His mother genuinely talked about what was in her turd which wasn't anything that exciting, just some blood (sorry to burst the bubble - btw it was nothing sinister). We've never really seen eye to eye his mother and me but mostly because she is her little boy and I was taking him away from her. But we have lived happily ever after :)

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