98
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Yes, should listen to the Mother in law, because she made your husband and you love him and married him, now imagine your kids.

Reply

honestly, I would be a bit weirded out, and not thinking: 'wow, my step-mom rocks!' but hey, that's me!

She knows what she's talking about - she had a lot of trial and error with your father-in-law to make your husband.

Reply

Ironically, the positions for optimal procreation are awkward. You can't get pregnant doing reverse cowgirl. At least men can't ;)

Reply

What position DO you need to do for optimal procreation? That's what I'm wondering. And what's this about men not able to get pregnant from reverse cowgirl? I wasn't aware that any position lended itself to getting a man pregnant. Or is there some sort of auto-fecundation process aptly named "the fountain"?

Reply

Point your woman due north, eat lots of pickled herrings and I'm not sure I'd do this one but dipping your junk in ice... This also ensures that the kid will be a male.

Reply

No, you know what an awkward position is the Pilipino bulldozer. Doesn't get more awkward than that.

Reply

#22, you are partly right. That position works if the woman lays there with her legs in the air for about a half an hour after he comes. By that time, he's ready for another beer, so get up and get it for him ;)

Reply

73 - During the second full moon of the month, upside down against a wall with one foot touching your head and the other pointed skyward. I've heard differing rumours about making a fist with your non dominant hand, but that's unconfirmed.

Reply

As much as I want a son, I'm not sure I want to dip my junk in ice... And I sure as hell won't let it anywhere near lemon juice! Decisions, decisions.

Reply

I try to not think about what gender children I have. for one, if I have a boy, I have to make sure he knows to wrap it before he taps it and doesnt rape anyone. with a girl...I worry I may be on of those " hi nice to meet you, if you hurt my baby girl I am going to cut of your belly skin and suffocate you with it" fathers...having a boy seems easier...

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  twye

She really wants a grandchild. But I can only imagine how weird that phone call was for you, OP.

Reply

Or she doesn't want any, so she took it upon herself to ruin the procreation mood and ultimately repulse the OP!

Similar
Loading data…