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By Anonymous - 08/04/2022 05:00 - United Kingdom - Port Talbot

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Today, I found out that the girl who I'm really into, and hoped to have a longer term relationship with, has caught threadworms, herpes, and COVID-19 from me. One way to get friendzoned. FML
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RichardPencil 30

With friends like that, who needs enemies?!?!? After plaguing her with all of these diseases when you were literally into her, I'm surprised you're even allowed in the friend zone. She should ship you off to the leper colony!

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spinningrecords 14

WTF? …And You are upset about getting friend zoned?

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spinningrecords 14

WTF? …And You are upset about getting friend zoned?

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RichardPencil 30

With friends like that, who needs enemies?!?!? After plaguing her with all of these diseases when you were literally into her, I'm surprised you're even allowed in the friend zone. She should ship you off to the leper colony!

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JackWood 20

I take it you don't know how these are spread?

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yahok 3

You seem very un clean, also you should wash your hands more. Yucky.

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Dirtysalamander1 13

step outside I want to talk to you for a minute. but first let me wear my hazmat suit.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Better be careful where you leave him...the EPA might have some commentary.

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diraven 15

What are you talking about? Sharing horrible diseases with each other is romantic.

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bobsanction 18

Be thankful that's all she did to you.

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